Intro

Money. Everybody needs it, everyone wants it (even the people who say they don't), but not all of us have a shit ton of it. Hence the existence of the concepts of rich versus poor, upper middle class versus poverty, and that guy driving his Porsche to another rich-people orgy versus your mom walking to 7-11 for cigarettes. It's money that drives us to study, work, and fuck.
Every moment of every day, someone somewhere is talking about being rich and its benefits on their lives. People are always asking "hey, what you would do if you had so and so amount of money?" For everyone, money has different names and meanings within their lives: Respect. Power. Hope. A shit load of burgers at Wendy's. There is one meaning, however, that most people never talk about: Batshit Crazy Juice with a side of Fucked Up. And that's where we come in.
Here at "That's Why We Can't Have Nice Things" (twwchnt.blogspot.com), we are a blog dedicated to talking about the crazy possibilities of a life with too much money and too much time. Making lists, discussing specific issues with our psychotic fantasies, talking about actual jackasses who shouldn't have money, and more, we are dedicated to looking for some humor in the rich world while we are barely able to pay our bills. It's all in good fun and laughs, never meant to be malicious; so if this isn't your kind of comedy, we will say we have warned you.